Corrupt A Wish

Ok this is how it works. Someone makes a wish, then the person below them says granteb, but and says something to corrupt the wish

Ex.

BassXRocker: I wish for a pony!
Numberonejrio: Granted, but it likes to rape you.


I wish for Michael Jackson to hide inside a box outside Paris Hilton's House!!!!

granted but ur paris hilton

i wish i was the last man on earth

Granted but you can't get laid ever.



I wish I had a job

granted as chuck norrises sex slave

i wish that this wish could not be corrupted.

Dun Dun Dun!!!

granted but u spontaneously combust

i wish i could had a gibson explorer

granted but then I get it instead and change it into a gibson sg


I wish for a "Van Halen Tone" amplifier.

granted but the sound is so awesome it keeps breaking the tubes everytime u hit a high note
i wish queen and van halen would have did a duet

granted. just granted.

i wish van halen would do another concert in Milwaukee.

granted but you wont get to go cause the tickets are sold out before you hear about it.

erm granted? You get the the newest edition of iDie made by Apple

I wish for a tree.

Granted. BUT LOLWUT PEAR FALLS OUT OF TREE AND EATS U!!!!


i wish had connections to get a signed van halen frankenstien guitar

- D_P

granted but

I wish for the lol wut pear.

GRANTED BUT TITS OR GTFO


i wish i was cool

- D_P

granted but you die

WTF



I WISH FOR WTf?

- D_P

granted

I wish for wtf.

granted but the WTF! Haxxor lion eats u

i wish could look like the newjoker everday

granted but you never do.

I wish for bob sanders milky way project.

granted, but its not the candy.

i wish i were back home.

granted but its on fire


i wish i dominated the site

granted but you gain a pyhco cult of crazy stalker monkeys monkeys who stalk u 4 weeks b4 kidnapping and ..... other stuff

i wish members of ac/dc, van halen and the darkness form some type of supergroup

granted, but instead of the darkness, Rush shows up instead.


I wish the Rush concert on Friday will be long!

granted but all they play is yyz with a 1hr55mm drum solo

i wish i could think of something to wish 4

granted but I pwn you

I wish for pwnage

granted but ur on the recieving end of it

i wish i had super powers