999 Things Guitarists HATE!

Title explains the thread y'all.

Lets get this filled as fast as we can.

1. guitar nubz
2. emos
3. metal eliteists
4. Crappy Amp Chords
5. Fans that hate us (ironic)
6. guitarists who have most of their song as effects
7. broken speaker cables
8. dead 9 volt batteries
9. loose input jacks
10. People who say playing guitar is easy because they play guitar hero
11. people who stalk us for our autograph (if we're famous)
12. People who download our songs for free
13.people who can't play but have expense gear
14.People who say they like your songs but can't name a single song you wrote
15.When one of your band members shows up drunk at a concert *COUGH* Creed *COUGH*
16.when the singer thinks he's so much better than you.
17.bands like Pink who have the singer playing only 3 chords, and nothing else.
18.Drummers who play while you're trying to talk to the rest of the band during practice.
19.bassist who play extremely low notes, just to make the drummer's snare go off.
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I'll do the rest later...

1. guitar nubz
2. emos
3. metal eliteists
4. jazz

I'm not adding number four, you elitist n00b.

>_>

4. Crappy Amp Chords
5. Fans that hate us (ironic)
6. guitarists who have most of their song as effects

7. broken speaker cables
8. dead 9 volt batteries
9. loose input jacks

10. People who say playing guitar is easy because they play guitar hero
11. people who stalk us for our autograph (if we're famous)
12. People who download our songs for free

12. People who download our songs for free

I like this... I let people download my songs for free...

people who can't play but have expense gear

=( srsly y does an 11 y/o need a marshal half stack and a studio les paul to learn chords,

i'd be in much better hands w/me =)

^ OMG I know so many of those people.

14. People who say they like your songs but can't name a single song you wrote.

15. people who don't deserve thier guitar

16. When one of your band members shows up drunk at a concert *COUGH* Creed *COUGH*

17. when the singer thinks he's so much better than you.
18. bands like Pink who have the singer playing only 3 chords, and nothing else.

19. When your band starts playing a song a whole step down without telling you.

20. Drummers who play while you're trying to talk to the rest of the band during practice.

i know this annoys the hell out of them.....

21. bassist who play extremely low notes, just to make the drummer's snare go off.

BassXRocker wrote:

i know this annoys the hell out of them.....

21. bassist who play extremely low notes, just to make the drummer's snare go off.

That's always been fun to do for me

Same thing applies when I use my Whammy to drop two octaves when I'm playing in C standard.

when u tell them their solo doesn't fit in the song

another thing that guitarists hate, Santa

people who get like a dean razorback for thier first guitar

Jonas brothers
canceled gigs
body lice

I INVENTED BANJO HERO

banjo hero
Miley Cyrus